Divorce....

I'm getting bored.

I know, I bore easily and have been known to be easily distracted from what I'm... ooo, look. Blackadder's on G.O.L.D. Must watch.....

I get bored of lots of things.
I'm bored of the spacebar not working properly on the new laptop, and having to go back through everything I type inserting spaces.....

I'm bored of telling stupid people thatI don't go to the town centre, that's why it says "SHINEWATER" in large 2 foot high shiney letters on the front of my bus.

I'm bored of working stupid hours for very little money.

But the one thing I'm bored of the most is people thinking they're funny and, upon hearing I'm getting married in just under one months' time, stating "I know a great divorce lawyer...."

As funny as a rusty spike through the gonads.
As funny as a house fire (not in the hands of Pete and Dud, because that is funny).
As funny as Roy Chubby Brown.

Yes, some marriages end in divorce. Ours hopefully wont, because we are 100% committed to each other and will try our upmost to make the marriage work. It's more that just words, more than just a couple of signatures, some "I do"s and a hang-over the following morning.

I like to think we work and, when pushed, can both come up with a more suitable response to someone saying "We're getting married" than the divorce lawyer comment.......